Friday, 29 June 2018
3 dosto ki Kahani"
1 Gyan
2 Dhan
Or
3 Viswas
Teeno bahut Achhe Dost the
3no m Pyar b Bhut tha.
Ek aisa Waqt Aaya k
3no ko juda hona pada,
3no ne Ek Dusre s sawal kiye k
Koun kahan jayega.
Gyan bola: Mai Mandir,Masjid,
Church, Gurudware or Vidyalane jaunga.
Dhan ne kaha: MAI Mahal or
Ameero jaunga.
Lekin
Viswas chup tha
Dono ne Wajah puchhi
Toh...
Life is too short.
Life is too short.
Grudges are a waste of perfect happiness.
Laugh when you can, apologize
when you should and let go of
what you can’t change.
Love deeply and forgive quickly.
Take chances. Give everything
and have no regrets. Life is too
short to be unhappy.
You have to take the good with the bad.
Smile when you’re sad, love what you got,
and always...
Prayer is not a "spare wheel"
Prayer is not a "spare wheel"
that you pull out when in trouble,
but it is a "steering wheel" that
directs the right path throughout.
2] So a Car's WINDSHIELD is so
large & the Rear view Mirror is so
small? Because our PAST is not as
important as our FUTURE. So, Look
Ahead and Move on.
...
3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It
takes few seconds to...
A father was reading his favourite magazine
A father was reading his favourite
magazine and his little daughter
every
now and then distracted him.
Trying to keep her daughter busy,
he
tore out one page on which was
printed the map of the world. He
then
tore the page into pieces and asked
her
to go to her room and put them
together to make the map again.
Having done this, the father was
now
convinced...
A man walks into a bar one night
A man walks into a bar one night . He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, Sir, that will be 1 cent."
"one penny?" exclaimed the guy.
The barman replied, "Yes."
So, the guy glances over at the menu and asks, "Could i have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"
"How much money?" inquires the guy.
"Four cents,"...
Today may be your darkest hour
Today may be your darkest hour, but
your joy will come in the morning. Try
to encourage yourself. Look at yourself
in the mirror, beat your chest and say, "I can make it and I can
stand the test of time." *Always try to face your worst fear
because nothing GOOD comes easy. You
must be UNCOMFORTABLE to get to your
COMFORT ZONE. LETS PRAY
Dear Lord...
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years
It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of...
George Bush was out jogging one morning
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped,fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."
George...
एक बार एक छोटी चिड़िया सर्दी में खाने की तलाश में उड़ कर जा रही थी
एक बार एक छोटी चिड़िया सर्दी में खाने की तलाश में उड़ कर जा रही थी , ठंड इतनी ज्यादा थी की उससे सहन नही हुई और खून जम जाने से वो वहीँ एक मैदान में गिर गयी....
वहां पर एक गाय ने आकर उसके ऊपर गोबर कर दिया , गोबर के नीचे दबने के बाद उस चिड़िया को एहसास हुआ की उसे दरअसल उस गोबर के ढेर में गर्मी मिल रही थी , लगातार गर्माहट के एहसास ने उस छोटी चिड़िया...
As soon as you die
As soon as you die, your identity
becomes a "body". People use phrases
like: "Bring the body", "Lower the body
in the grave", "Take the body to the
grave yard", etc.
People Don't Even call you by your
name whom you tried to impress whole
life.
Be Intelligent, Live a Life to Impress the
Creator not the creation.
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advice is great
You may not believe in this but the advice is great! Read all the way down, you might learn something!!!
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Marry a man or woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their
conversational skills will be as important as any other.
3. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep...
A boy and a girl were playing together.
A small love story!!!
A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.
The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave...
Stress is any physical, chemical, or emotional factor
Stress is any physical, chemical, or emotional factor that causes bodily or mental unrest.
While elimination of stress is unrealistic, management of stress is an attainable and realistic goal that can be achieved by a number of strategies.
People with strong social support networks report less stress and fewer negative...
4 friends meet 30 years after school.
4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet, while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became.
No. 1 says his son studied economics became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari.
No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet.
No....
This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts
This is how a Professor explained Marketing Concepts to a class:
1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"
- That's Direct Marketing.
2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes upto her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich.Marry him!"
- That's...
Anyone can make a mistake and run
Anyone can make a mistake and run. It takes a special kinf of person to make a mistake, admit to it, and face the pain and trouble that comes with making amends. Hang on to those people. They might hurt you, but they'll never make you heal alone"
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LEARNING TO LIVE WITHOUT RECOGNITION IS A SKILL
There was a farmer who had a horse and a goat…..
One day, the horse became ill. So he called the veterinarian, who said:
"Well, your horse has a virus. He must take this medicine for three days.
I'll come back on the 3rd day and if he's not better, we're going to have to put him down.
Nearby, the goat listened closely to their conversation.
The...
ट्रेन में अभी भी दो घंटा विलम्व था
ट्रेन में अभी भी दो घंटा विलम्व था और मैं पिछले एक घंटे से प्लेटफार्म पर पड़ा था| बहुत उबासी आ रही थी..इसलिए चाय पीने का मन हो आया. प्लेटफार्म से बाहर बहुत सारे दुकानें अभी भी खुली थी मगर अपने सामान को इस तरह छोड़कर मैं नहीं जा सकता.
मुझसे कुछ दूरी पर गंदे-फटे कपड़ों में भिखारियों के बच्चे खेल रहे थे, कौतूहलवश मैं उन्हे देखने लगा. चार से दस साल उम्र...
Feelings of a Married Girl
Feelings of a Married Girl...! ♥
Here i Am siting in my Room at night
Thinking hard about life... ♥ :(
How it change from a careless university life
to strict in laws life.. ? ♥ :(
How tiny pocket money changed to
Miyan's huge pocket full of salary..
But then why it gives less happiness ? ♥ :'(
How a single plate of samosa changed
to a remaing...
Throw away any hatred for anyone
A Nice story with a good moral. Please go through.
A kindergarten teacher decided to let her class play a game.
The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.
Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates.
So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic...
There was this little boy about 12 years old
There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money...
सलाह : 'यह या वह'
सलाह : 'यह या वह' ........
एक धनी व्यक्ति का बटुआ बाजार में गिर गया। उसे घर पहुंच कर इस बात का पता चला। बटुए में जरूरी कागजों के अलावा कई हजार रुपये भी थे। फौरन ही वो मंदिर गया और प्रार्थना करने लगा कि बटुआ मिलने पर प्रसाद चढ़ाउंगा, गरीबों को भोजन कराउंगा आदि। संयोग से वो बटुआ एक बेरोजगार युवक को मिला। बटुए पर उसके मालिक का नाम लिखा था। इसलिए उस...
The Bull Who Wept for Its Life
The Bull Who Wept for Its Life
Animals have feelings too. This is
what
this next story is telling us — if
proven real.
A bull in Hong Kong was reported to
cry
and somewhat beg for his life.
Workers in a slaughterhouse were
surprised when the bull suddenly
knelt and
cried before it was ushered into the
slaughterhouse.
Shiu, one of the workers, said...
FORGIVENESS doesn't always lead
FORGIVENESS doesn't always lead
to a
healed RELATIONSHIP.
Some people are just not capable of
LOVE
and it's wise to let them GO before
they
ruin your whole life...Just wish them
well and take care of yourself. I know it might
not be so easy and it takes time but always have it in your minds that you're not alone and LIFE GOES ON.
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A perfect partner
A perfect partner in life is someone you can be
with & talk about anything without realizing
that the day was over...Someone who will always
listen & feel twice the joy or pain your going through
When you start to feel that "connection" never
let it go because there is more to companionship
than to love only...because in the end, when all...
Tears of joy flooded her eyes & happy heart
One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry.
He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house.
However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water.
She thought he looked hungry...
Do good and Don't ever stop doing good, even if it is not appreciated at that time
A woman baked bread for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra Bread on the window sill, for whosoever would take it away.
Every day, a hunchback came and took away the Bread.
Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way:
" The evil you do remains with you: The good...
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons
Three couples got married and spent their honeymoons at the same hotel, where they were all attended to by Jeff the Bellboy.
The first man married a nurse.
Jeff showed them to their room, all the while thinking to himself, "Lucky guy! Nurses are known to be hot to trot."
The second man married a telephone operator.
Jeff showed them to their room,...
Women are clever bitches. Don't screw with them.
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes---that...
One day a construction supervisor
One day a construction supervisor from 6th floor of building was calling a worker working on the ground floor. Because of construction notice, the worker on ground floor did not hear his supervisor calling.
Then, to draw the attention of worker, the supervisor threw some money from up which fell right around in front of the worker.
The worker picked...
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 4 1/2 years old.
Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of "tea," which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of...
A father left 17 camels as an asset for his three sons.
A father left 17 camels as an asset for his three sons.
When the father passed
away, his sons opened up
the will. The Will of the
father stated that the eldest
son should get half of 17
camels while the middle son
should be given 1/3rd (one-
third).The youngest son
should be given 1/9th (one-
ninth) of the 17 camels.
As it is not possible to
divide...
don’t judge the book by its cover
In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 year old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.
“How much is an ice cream sundae?”
“50 cents,” replied the waitress.
The little boy pulled his hand out of his pocket and studied a number of coins in it.
“How much is a dish of...
TYPES OF HUSBAND
TYPES OF HUSBAND
1: BACHELOR HUSBAND
Does things on his own without
consulting
wife. Hangs out a lot with
friends more than wife. Not serious
about
marriage life.
2: ACIDIC HUSBAND
Is always boiling like acid and always
angry
violent, moody, dominating
and very dangerous.
3: SLAVE HUSBAND
Want to be treated like Kings and
treat Wife
like a Slave....
After a fight
After a fight !!
Don't want 2 talk But,
Still You check Your Mobile to
know...
If You have missed call or
message...!!!
That's The Hope of "True Love"
Luv is when u say I HATE U...
I HATE U...
And your partner smiles..
n keeps on saying
"You cant...i bet...You cant.."♥
Luv is when u want to hate that
person...
but unknowingly u start loving
that person..♥
Luv...
Once, an old man was sitting on a bench of a garden
Once, an old man was sitting on a
bench of a garden with his 25yrs
old son. There was a tree beside
the bench. Old man saw a bird
sitting on the tree. He asked the
son- what’s
this? Son replied- it’s a crow.
The old… man again asked what’s
this? Son said- I already told u that
it’s a crow. The old man again
asked what’s this? Son angrily said-
are...
Inspirational real story Of 11- Year-Old Om Prakash
Inspirational real story Of 11-
Year-Old Om Prakash Who Saved
8 Children From Raging Fire!!!!!
The boy (Om Prakash Yadav) , a
Class VII student and the son of a
Uttar Pradesh farmer, pulled out
several of his friends alive out of a
burning van, caring little about his
own safety.
On September 4, 2010, Om
Prakash was going to school along
with other...
There was a man with four wives
There was a man with four wives.He loved his fourth wife the most and took a great care of her and gave her the best.
He also loved his third wife and always wanted to show her off to his friends. However, he was always had a fear that she might runaway with some other man.
He loved his second wife too. Whenever he faced some problems, he always turned...
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago...
The present system of education is all wrong
Swami Vivekananda
The present system of education is all wrong. The mind is crammed with facts before it knows how to think. Control of the mind should be taught first. It takes people a long time to learn things because they can't concentrate their minds at will.
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A lost dog strays into a jungle
A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this
from a distance and says with caution "this guy
looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the
lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace.
The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's
about to run he sees some bones next to him
and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that
was some good...
There was a King who had 1 Eye and 1 leg..
There was a King who had 1 Eye and 1 leg..
He asked all the painters to draw a beautiful
portrait of his.
But None of them was ready bbecause how cud they show him beautiful with the defects in 1 eye and 1 leg..
One of them agreed and Drew a classic picture of
the king.
It was a fantastic picture and surprised everyone..
He painted the King AIMING...
THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER! Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't...
PSYCHOLOGY ... and ... LAW
PSYCHOLOGY ... and ... LAW !
A guy asked a girl in a library: "Do you
mind if I sit beside you ?”
The girl replied with a loud voice:
"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT
WITH YOU !"
All the students in the library started
staring at the guy, he was embarrassed.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked
quietly to the guy's table and said: "I study
psychology...
Why eyes are the most beautiful part of a girl
Why eyes are the most beautiful part of a girl??
She says "I don't love you !"
Her eyes say "I am crazy for you !"
She says "I am happy without you !"
Her eyes say "I am no where without you !"
She says "She has many to take care of her!"
Her eyes say "No one cares as you do !"
She says "All my friends are like you !"
Her eyes says " But you stand...
A Poor Boy Loved A Rich Girl
A Poor Boy Loved A
Rich Girl
One day the boy proposed
her. Then the girl said,
"listen! your monthly
salary is my daily hand
expenses. Should I be
involved with you? How
could you thought that? I
will never love you. So,
forget me 'n get engaged
with someone else of your
level."
But somehow the boy
could not forget her so
easily.
10 years later.
One...
International customs for Apology
International customs for Apology:
Japan Tokyo:
A man accidentally tore a girl’s short miniskirt in Tokyo. Before he had a chance to apologize, the girl did a 90 degree bow, and said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of my skirt is not good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
New York, Time Square:
A man...
यही जिन्दगी
निर्माण कार्य की तेज आवाज के कारण नीचे काम करने वाला मजदूर कुछ समझ नहीं सका की उसका सुपरवाईजर उसे आवाज दे रहा है.
फिर
सुपरवाईजर ने उसका ध्यान आकर्षित करने के लिए एक १० रु का नोट नीचे फैंका, जो ठीक मजदूर के सामने जा कर गिरा
मजदूर ने नोट उठाया और अपनी जेब मे रख लिया, और फिर अपने काम मे लग गया .
अब उसका ध्यान खींचने के लिए सुपर वाईजर ने पुन: एक ५०० रु...
Carrot, Egg Or Coffee
Carrot, Egg Or Coffee
A young woman went to her
mother and told her about
her life and how things were
so hard for her. She did not
know how she was going to
make it and wanted to give
up. She was tired of fighting
and struggling. It seemed as
when one problem was
solved, a new one arose.
Her mother took her to the
kitchen. She filled three
pots...
We Are Missing A Lot In Life
We Are Missing A Lot In Life
"A man sat at a metro
station in Washington DC
and started to play the
violin; it was a cold January
morning. He played six Bach
pieces for about 45 minutes.
During that time, since it
was rush hour, it was
calculated that 1,100 people
went through the station,
most of them on their way
to work.
Three minutes went by,...
Forgive everyone for everything.
This story contains some “tips” that may bring you a beautiful life. Read them, live by them more fully, and I promise you will experience a beautiful life!
Take a 10-30 minute walk every day and while you walk, smile.
Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.
When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, “My purpose...
All the faces in the world are mirrors.
Japanese Folklore:
Long ago in a small, far away village, there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors. A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house. He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it...
Thursday, 28 June 2018
A mother was working in the kitchen
A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.
She heard the train stop and her son saying,
‘All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, ’cause this is the last stop. And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, ’cause we’re going down...
Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai
Emotional Story..
1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar
Karta Hai..
.
Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke
UssLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai
.
Boy:" Hi..
.
Girl:" Hi..
.
Boy:" How are you.. ??
.
Girl:" I am Fi9 and you.. ??
.
Boy:" Me too Fi9..
Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha..
.
.
Girl:" Haan Bolo..
.
Boy:" I like u do u like me..
.
Girl:" yes, no, yes, no..
.
Boy:"...
A man sat at a metro station in Washington DC
This is a real story and it is so
awesome. Please take a moment
to read:
"A man sat at a metro station in
Washington DC and started to
play the violin; it was a cold
January morning. He played six
Bach pieces for about 45 minutes.
During that time, since it was rush
hour, it was calculated that 1,100
people went through the station,
most of them on...
One Sided Love Can Win Too.
A short meaningful story :-
One
day god send a
chair to Two
Lovers...
The specially of
that chair was that
the person sitting
on it if says
TRUTH,Then the
GREEN lite would
blink 'n if person
sitting on it says
LIE,Then RED lite
would blink....
Boy sat on the
chair..
GIRL-Do you LOVE
me?
BOY-Yes I love
You...(RED lite
blinks..)
GIRL-Don't worry
there...
We Are Often Let Down
We Are Often Let Down By The Most Trusted Persons and Loved By The Most Unexpected Ones.
Some Make Us Cry For Things that we Haven't Done,While Some Other Ignore All Our Faults Just to see Our Smile.
Some Leave Us When We Need them The Most.And Some Stick To Us Even When We Ask Them to Leave.
World Is a Mixture Of Such People.We Just Need to Know...
Wednesday, 27 June 2018
Unique Relation of Brother & Sister
Unique Relation of Brother &
Sister..
After end of fight
"Tune shuru kia tha"
When one of them get scolding
"Maza aya?"
When Sister got to know about
Bro's GF "Batade warna sabko
bata dungi"
When Bro got to know about Sis's
BF
"Abi saale ko bata k aata hu"
When Bro is going for Date
"mast Impression jamaiyo bhai"
At Bro's marriage "Bhabi, bhai
bhaut...
Two high school sweethearts
Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful...